The George Carlin Show - Season 1
1 - When Unexpected Things Happen to George
Air Date: January 16, 1994
In the opener, George walks of the job when he's ordered to cut his ponytail; but his problems have less to do with the length of his air than they do with his huge gambling debt.
2 - George Sees an Airplane
Air Date: January 23, 1994
George's sanity is questioned after he sees a UFO.
3 - George Goes on a Date (1)
Air Date: February 6, 1994
George dates a pet-shop owner. (Part 1 of 2)
4 - George Goes on a Date (2)
Air Date: February 13, 1994
Friends offer fashion advice when George shows up at the Moylan in a Nehru jacket, ready for his date with Kathleen, which is later interrupted by news that Miles has run away. (Part 2 of 2)
5 - George Helps Sidney
Air Date: February 20, 1994
George helps Sydney get a modeling audition, but then accidentally breaks her nose.
6 - George Expresses Himself
Air Date: February 27, 1994
A pompous newsman's TV tirade about incompetent New York cabbies prompts a verbal letter bomb from George, who later surprises pals at the Moylan with his on-screen rebuttal.
7 - George Gets Some Money
Air Date: March 6, 1994
George makes a killing off a drunken passenger and begins spending with reckless abandon, ignoring Harry's warning about ""bad money"" until he attends a championship boxing match.
8 - George Destroys a Way of Life
Air Date: March 20, 1994
Movie buffs frequent the tavern, to the dismary of the regulars.
9 - George Loses His Thermos
Air Date: March 27, 1994
After his thermos disappears at the Moylan, George makes a big stink, raving on about the declining quality of life at his neighborhood tavern.
10 - George Digs Rock ‘n’ Roll Music
Air Date: April 10, 1994
George takes pity on a has-been '60s rocker when he sees him performing for spare change in the street.
11 - George Speaks His Mind
Air Date: April 24, 1994
After an encounter with his ex-wife in his cab, George, now in a very dark mood, runs afoul of an undercover inspector from the New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission, drawing a citation for using profanity on the job. He goes before the commissioner in a hearing to plead his case.
12 - George Looks Down the Wrong End of a Thirty-Eight
Air Date: May 1, 1994
George is driving Dr. Beck to the Moylan Tavern when a desperate criminal hijacks the taxicab. The cowardly Beck escapes, leaving George to fend for himself.
13 - George Plays a Mean Pinball
Air Date: May 8, 1994
After beating his girlfriend Kathleen at multiple games of pinball, George begins insisting to her that women are inferior to men.
14 - George Lifts the Holy Spirit
Air Date: May 15, 1994
Harry steals a shipping truck containing a statue of Jesus Christ in the cargo area, then enlists a reluctant George to help him hide it.