Squidbillies - Season 3
1 - Webnecks
Air Date: January 20, 2008
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
2 - Beast Implants
Air Date: January 27, 2008
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
3 - Tween Steam
Air Date: February 3, 2008
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
4 - Wing Nut
Air Date: February 10, 2008
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
5 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
Air Date: February 17, 2008
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
6 - Earth Worst
Air Date: February 24, 2008
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
7 - The Good One
Air Date: March 2, 2008
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
8 - Sharif
Air Date: March 9, 2008
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
9 - Condition: Demolition!
Air Date: March 16, 2008
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
10 - The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
Air Date: March 23, 2008
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
11 - The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
Air Date: April 6, 2008
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
12 - Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Air Date: April 13, 2008
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
13 - Armageddon It On!
Air Date: April 20, 2008
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
14 - Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
Air Date: April 27, 2008
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
15 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
Air Date: May 4, 2008
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
16 - An Officer and a Dental Dam
Air Date: May 11, 2008
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
17 - The Okaleechee Dam Jam
Air Date: May 18, 2008
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
18 - Pile M for Murder
Air Date: May 25, 2008
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
19 - Mud Days and Cornfused
Air Date: June 1, 2008
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
20 - Krystal, Light
Air Date: June 8, 2008
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.