Squidbillies - Season 5
1 - Need for Weed
Air Date: May 16, 2010
The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.
2 - The Many Loves of Early Cuyler
Air Date: May 23, 2010
Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.
3 - Dead Squid Walking
Air Date: May 30, 2010
Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.
4 - Young, Dumb and Full of Gums
Air Date: June 6, 2010
Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.
5 - Holodeck Redneck
Air Date: June 13, 2010
The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)
6 - Frivolacious Squidigation?
Air Date: June 20, 2010
Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.
7 - Fatal Distraction
Air Date: June 27, 2010
Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.
8 - Clowny Freaks
Air Date: July 4, 2010
Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.
9 - Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine
Air Date: July 11, 2010
Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.
10 - America: Why I Love Her
Air Date: July 18, 2010
A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.