The Chris Gethard Show: Public Access - Season 1
1 - The First Episode
Air Date: June 22, 2011
The first episode was a rocky episode. The beginning of a very wild ride.
2 - The Episode Where Everything Started
Air Date: June 29, 2011
The second episode. After being shut out of having any prep time, we just took calls - and realized that calls could be the basis for the whole show and we were way over thinking things.
3 - The Third Episode Episode
Air Date: July 6, 2011
Shirtless Fanelli. A pre-presidential run and very visibly uncomfortable Connor Ratliff. Our first show in the small studio.
4 - The Tazapper Episode
Air Date: July 13, 2011
The first appearances of Anthony Atamaniuk and Horatio Sanz. I gotta tell you, I thought this public access experiment had crashed and burned, and Horatio showed up last minute with no warning.
5 - The Wiffle Bat Gang Episode
Air Date: July 20, 2011
The Wiffle Bat gang makes their debut - our first truly violent in an unexpected and way too much fashion experiment.
6 - The Last Small Studio Show
Air Date: July 27, 2011
Our final small studio show and the first ever hosted by Shannon O'Neill.
7 - The Hands on an Audience Member Episode
Air Date: August 3, 2011
8 - The Kickboxer Episode
Air Date: August 10, 2011
Considered an all time classic. Heavy hitter guests John Mulaney and Matt Besser.
9 - The Dance Battle Episode
Air Date: August 17, 2011
A controversial episode. Our friends the Oroboros Dance Crew came in and showed us what they do - little did we know that they would pants the Human Fish.
10 - The Human Crane Episode
Air Date: August 24, 2011
The most legendarily disastrous bit in the history of TCGS, the first attempt at The Human Crane remains the only stunt we've bailed on halfway through.
11 - The How Random Is Random Jean Episode
Air Date: August 31, 2011
The Chris Gethard Show debut of Jake Fogelnest.
12 - The Fanelli Birthday Episode
Air Date: September 7, 2011
13 - The What's on My Head Episode
Air Date: September 14, 2011
What's on My Head? What a weird, fun game.
14 - The Drawing Pictures Episode
Air Date: September 21, 2011
15 - The Find the Human Fish Episode
Air Date: September 28, 2011
Perhaps the dumbest idea we ever did - "Let's take the most popular thing about this show - in fact, the only thing that everyone loves all the time - and hide it from view for the entire show."
16 - Goodbye Random Jean
Air Date: October 5, 2011
A heartbreaking goodbye to an old friend.
17 - New Friends and Long Lost Friends
Air Date: October 12, 2011
We go on a search for the new Random.
18 - The Physical Fitness Episode
Air Date: October 19, 2011
Chris Gethard watched an episode and decided he needed to lose a few pounds.
19 - The Great American Presidential Debate and Halloween Spooktacular
Air Date: October 26, 2011
Connor invited every Republican candidate for president to debate him on the show.
20 - Sibling Rivalry
Air Date: November 2, 2011
Tom Scharpling in studio to mediate the relationship of Chris Gethard and his brother.
21 - The Milkshake of Death
Air Date: November 9, 2011
The Milkshake of Death. So gross, so fucked up, and such a fond memory.
22 - Random Andrew and the Hero's Journey
Air Date: November 16, 2011
Random Andrew was taking it on the chin from our callers.
23 - Sandwich Night
Air Date: November 23, 2011
A hundred-plus people showed up ready to eat.
24 - The Greatest Rivalry in Sports
Air Date: November 30, 2011
A bunch of people from the show play on a basketball team together in NYC.
25 - Papa Gethard's Love Cauldron
Air Date: December 7, 2011
Our dating episode. This one was really fun but also a mess.
26 - Monologues Only
Air Date: December 14, 2011
This was the great JD Amato's idea, and man was it a good one. All monologue jokes all the time.
27 - One Hundred Callers
Air Date: December 21, 2011
We attempted to get 100 callers in a single episode.
28 - Ruin This Show
Air Date: January 4, 2012
This one hurt. The only show that actually went off the rails.
29 - The Dominatrix
Air Date: January 11, 2012
30 - The Night of Zero Laughs III
Air Date: January 18, 2012
The Night of Zero Laughs.
31 - The Blindfold Show
Air Date: January 25, 2012
32 - Loser Is the New Nerd
Air Date: February 1, 2012
33 - The Search for the New Random
Air Date: February 8, 2012
We had to say goodbye to Random Andrew, and it was so sad.
34 - The Birth of the Third Random
Air Date: February 15, 2012
We meet Random Melissa.
35 - Checking in with Alyssa
Air Date: February 22, 2012
Why have something like The Chris Gethard Show if you don't do something nice for other people with it?
36 - How Do Girls Work
Air Date: February 29, 2012
Our callers quiz Chris on female related topics and it becomes very clear how little Chris knows about women.
37 - The Culture Show
Air Date: March 7, 2012
38 - The Birth of the Hintmaster
Air Date: March 21, 2012
When Chris sets out to play the somewhat complicated word-game "Guess The Magic Word" he gets immediate feedback from the viewers that they are confused and bored by the game.
39 - The Camera Cannon
Air Date: March 28, 2012
Eventually we had to let our audience use our cameras like guns that shoot missiles, so we went ahead and just did it.
40 - The Wisdom of the Aged
Air Date: April 4, 2012
We invited the interesting, articulate, and 66 year old Peter Benjaminson to the show to help us wrestle with the concept of aging.
41 - Math Sucks, Hintmaster Sucks
Air Date: April 11, 2012
A show dedicated to the ups and downs of education.
42 - The Hintmaster Show
Air Date: April 18, 2012
Completing his transition from hero to villain, the Hintmaster takes over an entire episode of TCGS, renaming it The Hintmaster Show.
43 - Multiple Choice Cavalcade of Fiascos
Air Date: April 25, 2012
The Multiple Choice Cavalcade of Fiascos is the ultimate bringer of either reward or punishment.
44 - Foreign Language Bingo
Air Date: May 3, 2012
This week the TCGS panel is filled with friends of the show who speak different languages.
45 - We Got Nothing
Air Date: May 9, 2012
This week we test our ability to put on a show by literally planning nothing. No call in topic. No bits. No guests. Nothing.
46 - Robot Fights
Air Date: May 16, 2012
The Keeper of the Battledome has time traveled back from the future to oversee a night of insanity on TCGS.
47 - Birthday Night
Air Date: May 23, 2012
This week is not only Gethard's birthday but also the last show before he takes to the streets for #BonnarooGethard.
48 - The Great Gethard Look-Alike Extravaganza
Air Date: May 30, 2012
With Gethard and much of the crew out on the road, the rest of the gang hosts the Great Gethard Look-Alike Extravaganza.
49 - Farewell Melissa
Air Date: June 13, 2012
Random Melissa's last episode.
50 - The One Year Anniversary Show
Air Date: July 20, 2012
It's been one whole year since we first started this circus and we're doing our one year anniversary right.
51 - The Night of Zero Laughs
Air Date: June 27, 2012
If you laugh, you get eliminated.
52 - The Genuine Sadness Episode
Air Date: July 11, 2012
This week we weren't in the mood for dumb stuff.
53 - The Shitty Art Show
Air Date: July 18, 2012
This week we explore both the art world as well as the world of tricking dummies into giving us money.
54 - The Twist Magazine August 2012 Issue
Air Date: July 25, 2012
In unison we read the August 2012 Issue of Twist Magazine. For the entire show.
55 - The Setup Show
Air Date: August 1, 2012
Behind the scenes of the setup for TCGS.
56 - Sum Yourself Up in One Sentence
Air Date: August 8, 2012
Panel, Callers, and friends are all asked to sum up their entire lives in one sentence.
57 - Celebrities Come Validate Us
Air Date: August 15, 2012
With Chris out of town, Shannon hosts the show and urges celebrities to come down to the show to validate us.
58 - The Crowd-Sourced Character Contest
Air Date: August 22, 2012
Viewers sent in their submissions for names of new TCGS characters.
59 - Happy Murf Day
Air Date: August 29, 2012
A day dedicated to Murf's head-shot and the man himself.
60 - Truth or Dare
Air Date: September 5, 2012
The TCGS cast and crew participate in a viewer submitted game of truth or dare.
61 - The Ultimate Public Access Party
Air Date: September 12, 2012
When Andrew W.K. comes to the show, we attempt to throw the most unforgettable party possible within with guidelines of public access television rules.
62 - Smash Cut to the Future
Air Date: September 19, 2012
The Keeper of the Battledome returns to TCGS.
63 - Smash Cut to the Past
Air Date: September 29, 2012
The Chris Gethard Show gets stuck in ancient Rome.
64 - A Book Shall Be Written
Air Date: October 3, 2012
R.L Stine, D.C. Pierson, and Dave Hill join the panel and attempt to write a book live on public access television in one hour.
65 - The Blindfold Show II
Air Date: October 10, 2012
The second Blindfold Show in which the entire panel is blindfolded.
66 - The Softer Side of Shannon O'Neill
Air Date: October 17, 2012
We attempt to bring out the softer side of Shannon O'Neill.
67 - The Cans Film Festival 2012
Air Date: October 24, 2012
We screen ten films each under one minute in the first ever Cans Film Festival.
68 - The Beef Off
Air Date: November 14, 2012
The Beef Off: After a caller tried to determine the beefiest member of the TCGS crew, we decided to hold an official contest to figure out who the beefiest member of the TCGS family might be.
69 - Sandwich Night 2012: 2 Sandwich 2 Night
Air Date: November 21, 2012
A bunch of friends gathering at a public access studio and eating sandwiches together on the eve of Thanksgiving - This year's Sandwich Night was massively successful.
70 - Fan Fiction Theatre
Air Date: November 28, 2012
Viewers send in their own original TCGS Fan Fiction and we perform it live on the show with Bobby Moynihan, Anthony Atamanuik, and many of our TCGS friends.
71 - First Night in Harlem
Air Date: December 12, 2012
While our regular studio is being renovated we have to head uptown to do the show from MNN's secondary studio in Harlem.
72 - Panic Attacks and Technical Disasters
Air Date: December 19, 2012
Our second week in Harlem and fittingly we are talking about panic attacks.
73 - Hyperresolutions
Air Date: January 2, 2013
We're in Harlem again and this time we're asking callers to give us their hypersolutions. We then take those hyperresolutions and then put Andrew Parrish in charge of making them come true.
74 - Keeper and Company
Air Date: January 9, 2013
With Chris out of town we head to the time stream and check in on The Keeper of the Battledome's morning talk show Keeper and Company.
75 - Loser Is Still the New Nerd
Air Date: January 16, 2013
Chris is joined by Jesse Ventura and Bethany to officially celebrate Loser-dome for the second time on the TCGS air waves. Callers and audience members explain why they might be losers.
76 - Angels and Devils
Air Date: January 23, 2013
This week the panelists take calls from people seeking advice and let them choose whether they want good or bad advice.
77 - Belly Burrito
Air Date: January 30, 2013
The panelists talk about some real stuff with callers as they help make a Belly Burrito.
78 - Farewell Manesha
Air Date: February 6, 2013
Chris Gethard is joined by Danny Tamberelli and Mike Maronna from the Adventures of Pete and Pete as we say goodbye to "Random Manesha" who we literally only met once.
79 - Race to the Top
Air Date: February 13, 2013
After challenging (begging) the fans to make the show #1 on iTunes, the panelists reward their successful efforts by degrading Chris Gethard.
80 - Ambidextrous?
Air Date: February 20, 2013
The panelists test the limits of their non-dominant hands in a show concept suggested by a fan on the show's message boards.
81 - February Beach Party
Air Date: February 27, 2013
After getting hit in the head with a coconut Vacation Jason has lost his memory and transformed in the stuffy suit-wearing Jason Reinlib.
82 - When the Cat's Away, the Ratz Will Play
Air Date: March 3, 2013
With Chris Gethard down in Austin for South By Southwest, Shannon takes over hosting duties for the night and promptly gives all the power to our chatroom viewers. The legendary Ratz Carlton.
83 - First Times
Air Date: March 20, 2013
Chris Gethard has first time callers, first time foods, first time experiences, and first time giant life moments. Special guest Aidy Bryant.
84 - Someone will Die
Air Date: March 27, 2013
One of the fictional characters will die.
85 - The Royal Rumble of Twister
Air Date: April 3, 2013
Colt Cabana is the guest for the first ever Royal Rumble of Twister. Every two minutes a new competitor joins the fray as callers give twister-based challenges.
86 - Beyonce
Air Date: April 10, 2013
With Chris Gethard out of town, caller and friend of the show Alyssa takes the reigns and hosts a night dedicated to Beyonce. One full hour dedicated to Beyonce.
87 - Let's Get Real
Air Date: April 17, 2013
This week we decide to get real and talk about anything our callers want to divulge.
88 - What's in Hot Dog's Mouth
Air Date: April 24, 2013
We spend an hour trying to guess the different objects hidden in Hot Dog's mouth.
89 - Let's Sell Out with Real Late Night Characters
Air Date: May 1, 2013
We try to prove that we can play ball just like any mainstream late night talk show, so we invite some conventional late night talk show guests onto our show.
90 - Who Needs a Haircut?
Air Date: May 8, 2013
Special guest Zach Galifianakis joins us in studio to give haircuts to strangers.
91 - We Will Predict Your Future
Air Date: May 15, 2013
Amy Poehler helps us predict the future. We use fortune cookies, tarot cards, magic eight balls, and our own intuition to determine what will happen to our callers.
92 - Sum Yourself Up in a Dance Move
Air Date: May 22, 2013
Callers, cast, and friends all describe the motions that make them unique. With special guest Griffin Newman.
93 - What's the Worst Thing You Can Make Us Say?
Air Date: May 29, 2013
This week the audience was challenged to submit the most offensive things they can muster.
94 - Conspiracy Theory Gary Show
Air Date: June 5, 2013
The show was handed over to fellow MNN producer Conspiracy Theory Gary and let him put on the Conspiracy Theory Gary Show.
95 - The Hour Long Song
Air Date: June 12, 2013
What happens when a bunch of strangers come together with random instruments and make up an hour long song?
96 - The Crowd Sourced Character Contest 2
Air Date: June 19, 2013
It's back. Viewers submitted over 700 character names, we picked 10, and now you get to see these characters come to life.
97 - True or False
Air Date: June 26, 2013
Callers tell stories and our panel has to decide if they are true or not.
98 - Leaked E-mails
Air Date: July 3, 2013
Following the lead of Edward Snowden, Gethard decides to leak all emails and text messages associated with this week's show.
99 - Looking at Dicks for an Hour: A New Low
Air Date: July 10, 2013
Four adult men look at each other's dicks for an hour.
100 - Hundo
Air Date: July 17, 2013
Chris gives a State of The TCGS speech while getting speech jammed.
101 - Glory Hole Kissing Booth
Air Date: July 31, 2013
With special guests Aidy Bryant and Vanessa Bayer, the panel is challenged to guess the lips of TCGS characters by kissing them in the first ever Glory Hole Kissing Booth.
102 - Destroy-A-Toy
Air Date: August 7, 2013
Bobby Moynihan loves toys. Callers decide which challenges Bobby has to endure in order to save toys from destruction.
103 - Turtle Birthday
Air Date: August 14, 2013
We have a birthday for a Turtle.
104 - Space Battle
Air Date: August 21, 2013
The Human Fish has been captured by an alien and only a board-game based space battle captained by Mad Men's Rich Sommer can get him back.
105 - Caller Critiques
Air Date: August 28, 2013
Jake Fogelnest joins the panel to critique our callers.
106 - The Villain's Journey
Air Date: September 4, 2013
Is Random Messenger Bag truly a hero or just a man who has yet to be properly tested? Also, the Front Bottoms join us and make our audience go crazy.
107 - We Got Nothing 2
Air Date: September 11, 2013
We got nothing. The only things we got are Quitzow who mesmerizes our audience in dancing a lot.
108 - The Mole
Air Date: September 18, 2013
Someone leaked confidential information to Gimghoul Castle in North Carolina, which begs us to ask the question: Who is the goddamn mole?
109 - The Beef Off 2
Air Date: September 25, 2013
Will Rob Malone defend his title? Will Jersey Dave repeat his first round failure from TBO1? Only the beefy will survive.
110 - Olympic Training
Air Date: October 2, 2013
Callers help us train Connor Ratliff in possible events for the upcoming Summer Olympics. Will he find his event?
111 - We Watch You
Air Date: October 9, 2013
We use Skype to watch our audience watch us.
112 - TCGS Half Hour + Saddle Bee Neigh T Hive
Air Date: October 16, 2013
TCGS performs a half-hour opener for the hit live variety sketch show Saddle-Bee Neigh-t Hive starring Horse and Bee. Griffin Newman is the special guest on TCGS as well as the host of SNH.
113 - Mike at the Library
Air Date: October 23, 2013
We let a guy from Cornell lead us around his school library via Skype for a full hour.
114 - Rid Us of This Cursed Doll
Air Date: October 30, 2013
We have a haunted doll. We want to give it to you. By the end of this show one of you will get it and all of the curses that come with it.
115 - Open for Delivery
Air Date: November 6, 2013
Viewers send things to the studio and we just sit back and let the fun come to us.
116 - Place Your Bets
Air Date: November 13, 2013
You make bets, we do them.
117 - A Big Announcement
Air Date: November 20, 2013
A big announcement. Anything can happen. No cool kids.
118 - Sandwich Night Br3advolution
Air Date: November 27, 2013
The third annual Sandwich Night. The biggest crowd, the most sandwiches, and calls from other sandwich celebrations.
119 - Scare the Shit Out of Bethany
Air Date: December 4, 2013
We try to make Bethany Hall cry live on air with help from horror actress Blanche Baker and the sick and twisted minds of our callers.
120 - The Cream Wedding
Air Date: December 11, 2013
The wedding you've all been waiting for: The Guy Who Likes Cream But Not Too Much Cream & His Personal Barista. Love, laughs, and - drama?
121 - The Human Fish Gets Waxed
Air Date: April 2, 2014
The Human Fish gets waxed. With special guest Sal Vulcano, and musical guest Wheatus.
122 - Tell Us Something You've Never Told Anyone
Air Date: April 9, 2014
Chris Gethard and the panel ask the callers to tell them something they have never told anyone before.
123 - J.D.'s Nightmare
Air Date: April 16, 2014
124 - I'm Nervous All the Time
Air Date: April 24, 2014
Planned to be about nervousness regarding the future. Instead, a completely unplanned chant of "eat more butts" broke out at the beginning then lasted almost fifteen full minutes.
125 - Say It to My Face
Air Date: April 30, 2014
Chris Gethard invited fellow MNN producers who have been talking shit to come on air and talk it out. None of them show up.
126 - Don Fanelli Builds a Human Size Bird House
Air Date: May 7, 2014
Don Fanelli builds a human size bird house. A callback from the very first episode.
127 - Paintin' Faces with Diana Kolsky
Air Date: May 14, 2014
Diana Kolsky face paints panelists.
128 - Spanish Calls Only
Air Date: May 21, 2014
An episode where only Spanish is allowed to be spoken.
129 - How Would You Fight Me?
Air Date: May 28, 2014
Callers were asked to call in and describe how they would fight Chris Gethard.
130 - Straight Up Phone Sex
Air Date: June 4, 2014
Callers were asked to call in and have phone sex with various members of our panel, and our very special guest, Hannibal Buress.
131 - Talkin' Teenz
Air Date: June 11, 2014
Chris Gethard invites a Canadian teenager to interview the panel about comedy and teenagers.
132 - Juan in a Million
Air Date: June 18, 2014
The Chris Gethard Show celebrates the long time creative contributor Juan in a live retrospective.
133 - The Night of Zero Laughs V
Air Date: June 25, 2014
The Night Of Zero Laughs V. If you laugh, you get eliminated.
134 - The First Call Show
Air Date: July 2, 2014
The first person to call in decides the topic of the entire episode.
135 - We Aren't Done Talking About Wrestling Yet
Air Date: July 9, 2014
Special guest Eddie Kingston in studio to help us work on the ancient art of cutting wrestling promos.
136 - Talk About Whatever You Want (But We Recommend Professional Wrestling)
Air Date: July 16, 2014
"El Matador" Tito Santana and SNL's Brooks Wheelan are joining us to talk about pro wrestling for the third week in a row.
137 - Why Did You Stop Watching the Chris Gethard Show?
Air Date: July 23, 2014
No characters, no costumes, no musical guest, no house band, no hula hooping. Just taking calls from people who used to watch the show but don't anymore, so they can say why.
138 - ShoutOutTV Presents the Booty Shake Hour with Bo Montez
Air Date: July 30, 2014
Bo Montez takes over the The Chris Gethard Show time slot, so get ready to shake your rumps for a full hour of debauchery.
139 - I Can Do Bad All by Myself
Air Date: August 6, 2014
There are no camera operators, floor managers, or any crew, Chris Gethard takes over all the reins with musical guest Mal Blum.
140 - 18th Century American Gladiators
Air Date: August 13, 2014
The Chris Gethard Show traveled back to the 1700s to see some of our nation's founding fathers compete against audience members in a series of ill advised and very 18th Century events with music by Open Mike Eagle and Hannibal Buress.
141 - Should We Keep Doing the Show?
Air Date: August 20, 2014
The Chris Gethard Show has a simple call in topic this week - "Should we keep doing this show?" with music by Black Wine.
142 - The Hallowcane Squeezetacular
Air Date: October 31, 2012
Due to Hurricane Sandy shutting down most of New York, TCGS is forced to put on an impromptu Halloween Party and Live Show direct from Chris' actual bedroom. Cast and crew walked from the far corners of New York to get there and what unfolded was a last-second completely unplanned episode of TCGS. We try to scare Bethany, hear some great music, and endorse products since we're not on the public access airwaves.
143 - 12 Hours of Election Coverage
Air Date: November 6, 2012