Valentine's Day - Season 1
1 - The Life You Save Is Yours
Air Date: September 18, 1964
2 - Fraudulent Female
Air Date: September 25, 1964
3 - How to Live without Dying
Air Date: October 2, 1964
4 - Triple Trouble
Air Date: October 9, 1964
5 - Call Me No Cabs
Air Date: October 16, 1964
6 - If Africa Speaks, Don't Answer
Air Date: October 23, 1964
7 - The Baritone Canary
Air Date: October 30, 1964
8 - The Old School Tie
Air Date: November 6, 1964
9 - Yen Ku Horowitz
Air Date: November 13, 1964
10 - The Hottest Game in Town
Air Date: November 20, 1964
Rocky falls in love with an aspiring comedienne.
11 - Bride and Gloom
Air Date: November 27, 1964
12 - Cherry Blossoms in New York
Air Date: December 4, 1964
13 - Teahouse of the Bankrupt Moon
Air Date: December 11, 1964
14 - Sea the Seasick Sailor
Air Date: December 18, 1964
15 - All Through the Night
Air Date: December 25, 1964
16 - Follow the Broken Pretzel
Air Date: January 1, 1965
17 - The Double Shamaguchi
Air Date: January 8, 1965
Val is dating clean-living author Donna who surprises him with various health foods. Rocky inadvertently proposes to Pat, who he's nicknamed Yum Yum. Rocky tried to break the engagement but her two huge brothers are out to convince him otherwise. Rocky hires Tommy to pose as his son and tells the brothers he's already married. They don't believe him so Val poses as Rocky's grandfather, wearing Oriental garb including a black belt. Pat's brothers Fugi and Shigi know that a black belt wearer cannot lie and when Grandfather Val tells them Rocky is married they believe him. They then ask Val to see his famous Shamaguchi judo hold, which Val turns into a double by knocking both to the floor. Donna shows up with mock hamburger casserole which Val hands to Rocky with orders to burn. The next day Val learns that Fugi and Shigi used the double shamguchi in their latest wrestling match.
18 - The Sweet Smell of Wampum
Air Date: January 15, 1965
19 - Which Witch?
Air Date: January 22, 1965
20 - Two Weeks With Pay
Air Date: January 29, 1965
21 - All Right Louie, Drop That Blue Pencil
Air Date: February 5, 1965
Juggy breaks out of prison to bring Val his manuscript Jailbirds Can't Fly South. Val wants to publish it but finds Juggy violently sensitive to any editorial changes. Val and O.D. Dunstall throw Juggy a party to celebrate his forthcoming book but Juggy shows up with two thugs intent on robbing the guests.
22 - For Me and My Sal
Air Date: February 12, 1965
23 - Sin Has Two Faces
Air Date: February 19, 1965
24 - Mad, Mad Momma
Air Date: February 26, 1965
25 - The Title Fight
Air Date: March 5, 1965
26 - Viva Valentine
Air Date: March 12, 1965
27 - The Man Who Shot the World
Air Date: March 19, 1965
28 - Mama Loathes Papa
Air Date: March 26, 1965
29 - Instant Father
Air Date: April 2, 1965
30 - Tell Me in English
Air Date: April 9, 1965
31 - Farrow's Fling
Air Date: April 16, 1965
32 - A Muffin Is Not a Tart
Air Date: April 23, 1965
33 - I'll Cry at My Wedding
Air Date: April 30, 1965
34 - Climb Upon My Knee, Sonny Boy
Air Date: May 7, 1965