HarmonQuest - Specials

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Rules

1 - Rules

Air Date: November 1, 2016

The group gets mixed up over whether Jeff/Boneweevil can confirm the information Erin/Beur gave when she entered the scene. Dan inquires whether someone can enter a scene and make something up without it being established.

The Wrestling Match

2 - The Wrestling Match

Air Date: November 1, 2016

The Village Chief challenges the group to a celebratory wrestling match. Boneweevil and Teflonto tag team against the Chief. Fondue wrestles his inner demons in the main event. Jeff takes a walk in the void.

The Test Game

3 - The Test Game

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Paul explains his experience with fantasy role playing. Spencer gives him a test game, where Paul finds himself in a small room, and has to find his way out.

The Backstories

4 - The Backstories

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Dan is amused by Spencer's method by which he told Dan of his character's backstory. He says he'd like Spencer to deliver all his bad news. The group jokes about what examples of bad news Spencer would give.

Looking for Tunnels

5 - Looking for Tunnels

Air Date: November 1, 2016

The group searches for a way to get through the cave into the mine. Deepok Chopra's feud with the Dwarf ghosts comes into play. Fondue finds out that women have the best perception, Beur and Deepok explain how they scan, Fondue gets impatient.

Boneweevil Has Evasion

6 - Boneweevil Has Evasion

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Boneweevil taunts at the Dwarf Ghosts, who in turn try to attack him with pick axes. Boneweevil has evasion, and is one-step ahead of their attack.

Kevin McCallister

7 - Kevin McCallister

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Entering the cave, Deepk Chopra explains her backstory and how she became a monk. She reveals that she was not talking to anyone else in time at the time of the attack; the "Kevin McCallister" of Dwarven Monks.

Boneweevil Farts on Beur

8 - Boneweevil Farts on Beur

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Beur crawls through the tunnel, warning Boneweevil not to fart on her. Boneweevil farts into the tunnel, thinking that it's Fondue. Beur is reminded of her father. Jeff gets his Harmon universes mixed up.

Steve's Cardboard Box Test Game

9 - Steve's Cardboard Box Test Game

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Spencer gives Steve Agee a tutorial in which he finds himself in a large cardboard box, filled with a mysteriously salty fluid. Steve finds a way to exit the box, and reveals he killed JFK.

Getting into The Union House

10 - Getting into The Union House

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Fondue distracts the guard, Knave, creating a diversion for Boneweevil to enter the Union House. Boneweevil tries to get information out of the bartender, who gives Boneweevil a hard time.

Orc Penis

11 - Orc Penis

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Fondue wants to draw a penis on the guard's forehead. Beur asks questions about what an Orc penis looks like. Fondue goes into great detail, in order to hit on Beur.

Poop and Pee Smugglers

12 - Poop and Pee Smugglers

Air Date: November 1, 2016

As they group asks Rib Sanchez about his backstory, Boneweevil gets a little too close. Fondue tries to figure out whether the sailors are for the crown or against the crown. Beur wonders whether they are poop and pee smugglers. Rib Sanchez is pro-environment, but also makes drugs out of the excrement.

Rib's Backstory and Racism

13 - Rib's Backstory and Racism

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Rib reveals that he grew up in a place where everything was hard, so he smuggles soft things back to his land and get rich. Fondue tries to relate, but Rib reveals he is slightly racist against Orcs. Beur is amused by Rib's racist jokes against Orcs. Fondue tries to keep calm.

More Orc Racism

14 - More Orc Racism

Air Date: November 1, 2016

In attempting to fish, Fondue stumbles his words, causing Beur to go off on another racist joke against Orcs. Rib joins in on the fun. Fondue fails to keep his cool.

Toilet Talk

15 - Toilet Talk

Air Date: November 1, 2016

The group finds themselves in a prison cell, where a voice reveals another prisoner; a gnome named Hawaiian Coffee. Fondue finds a toilet, but Hawaiian Coffee warns him to stay away. She explains how she got arrested and her clothing, before revealing she is magic and can transfigure anything.

Fondue Gets Upset

16 - Fondue Gets Upset

Air Date: November 1, 2016

The group argue over their next move. Fondue wants to hide the guards' bodies to hide the evidence, but Beur, Boneweevil and Hawaiian Coffee question his judgement. Beur punches Fondue in the face to calm him down, which does not work. Hawaiian Coffee ignores Fondue's rant. Boneweevil tries to keep the peace. Fondue moves the guards' bodies out of stubbornness.

Guard's Mother

17 - Guard's Mother

Air Date: November 1, 2016

In attempt to cause a distraction for an escape, Hawaiian Coffee assumes the shape of one of the Guard's mother. She insists the guard needs to leave and help his brother.

Cheetos

18 - Cheetos

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Jeff mistakenly eats a cheeto, John warns him not to touch his eyes for five days.

Renaming the Desert

19 - Renaming the Desert

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Fondue wants to rename the "Sandman Desert." He has a brief conversation with the Sun.

John's Backstory

20 - John's Backstory

Air Date: November 1, 2016

John Hodgman gives his backstory with role-playing games. Dan relates and jokes about his career being based on bullying his nerdier, younger self.

John's Test Game

21 - John's Test Game

Air Date: November 1, 2016

In a test game, John finds himself in a public restroom with an overflowing toilet. John goes through a "large man sized door," which is the size of a large man, in order to escape.

Do You Own the Trees?

22 - Do You Own the Trees?

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Fondue tries to swing through the trees. Beur chides him as a copycat, Dan wonders whether she thinks she owns the trees, singing a song as an copyright-free parody of the Pocahontas song.

Thomas' Test Game

23 - Thomas' Test Game

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Spencer walks Thomas through a test scenario, where he finds himself in a hallway filled with statues. Thomas uses his tote bag to swap the weight of the golden statue, gaining access to the exit. Thomas, being an avid role-player, rolls dice to simulate whether he would have passed the test; he does not.

Heroes

24 - Heroes

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Boneweevil deduces from their tests that they are all heroes in their own way. As Dildo is about to corroborate Boneweevil's revelation, he has a brief stroke. Coming to, and brushing it off as something that happens all the time, Beur comforts him like a small baby.

Labyrinth

25 - Labyrinth

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Dan establishes how much Erin loves the movie Labyrinth, and can easily answer the riddle in which they are asked. Jeff and Spencer both heard the riddle from other sources. Boneweevil successfully explains how to solve the riddle. Fondue and Beur warn Boneweevil of the perils of choosing "down," as it happened in Labyrinth. Thomas and Jeff mimick the talking hands from the movie.

Dildo's Outfit

26 - Dildo's Outfit

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Dildo welcomes the group to his campfire, and explains his backstory. Boneweevil questions Dildo's intentions, Dildo tries to pull Boneweevil's leg. Dildo explains his outfit to the group.

Once You Go Goblin

27 - Once You Go Goblin

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Boneweevil gives Eddie a hand job, Eddie praises it as better than Fondue's. Boneweevil attempts to make a pun about Goblins, Beur masturbates and cries in the corner. Praising Bonweevil's hand job again, Eddie insults Fondue's ability and his absent father.

Box of Socks

28 - Box of Socks

Air Date: November 1, 2016

After finding Master Sage in a box, Boneweevil opens a series of boxes - one is full of rocks, one has another box, which is full of socks. Eddie warns Boneweevil not to touch the socks, as he's had a lot of alone time over the years.

Fondue's Song

29 - Fondue's Song

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Fondue sings a public-domain song about looking for a key.

Eddie's Life Story

30 - Eddie's Life Story

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Eddie is forced at knife-point to expand on his life story. He explains that his friends are all dead, because previous adventurers had killed them in attempt to gain entrance to the temple. Because of this, Eddie has a suicidal outlook on life, but is bound by his contract not to kill himself. Fondue explains the wonders of the outside world; parades, parties, juice, etc. Boneweevil asks Eddie if he's ever had sex before, Fondue gets the hint and asks the team to leave the room.

Synax!

31 - Synax!

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Fondue announces he wants to do something cool during his next turn. James Dean attacks one of the cultists - a thin, grey old man. The group feels bad about hurting the old man. When it's finally Fondue's turn, he proclaims: "SYNAX! NOW YOU DIE!" Erin is disappointed. Fondue tries some cool one-liners to yell at Synax before he attacks the cultist.

Homophonic Joke

32 - Homophonic Joke

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Beur says she doesn't need "your gaze," which sounded homophobic, Fondue apologizes to James Dean. Spencer explains it was a "homophonic" joke. Dan invites the audience to stay tuned for a spirited wordplay discussion.

The Orange Potion and The Holy Blast

33 - The Orange Potion and The Holy Blast

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Beur uses her orange potion, not knowing what it does. The potion makes Vortheon fly into the air. He counter attacks by magically ripping out Beur's blood into a large spike, which hits Boneweevil. James Dean saves the day by using her much-awaited Holy Blast, to the excitement of her compatriots.

Jeff Davis

34 - Jeff Davis

Air Date: November 1, 2016

After Beur takes some damage in a battle, Synax fires a bolt of energy at Jeff Davis, who is randomly in the room. Jeff makes some small talk with the heroes, then leaves. Fondue and Beur note the french novel Jeff was holding, and both agree he's not a poser.

Fondue's Parents

35 - Fondue's Parents

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Chadge is eager to rebuild his relationship with Fondue. He asks about Fondue's mother, Fondue tells him the grim tale of her eventually slapping herself to death because she was alone.

Tedder's Speech

36 - Tedder's Speech

Air Date: November 1, 2016

Boneweevil and Fondue inspire Tedder Spice to rally the people into defending the village. Various villagers speak up in support of the Chief and his hair. A little boy tells a sad story

Fondue's Flashback

37 - Fondue's Flashback

Air Date: November 1, 2016

While building the cage around the village, Fondue hangs from the monkey bars as Chadge works. Fondue recalls a similar childhood memory in which he was swinging from monkey bars, but his father was nowhere to be seen. Chadge disappears into the void. Back in the present, Chadge gives Fondue words of support, while Fondue hopes the Manticore can't get through twigs.

Invoices

38 - Invoices

Air Date: November 1, 2016

The group tries to barter with the old Chief to pay off Chadge's debt. Chadge insists he can't allow this to happen. Fondue tries to get their priorities straight before worrying about "invoices." Fondue gets emotional and insists his father owes him. Chadge tries to make it up to him by offering him a painting.

Live at SXSW 2017

39 - Live at SXSW 2017

Air Date: March 13, 2017

HarmonQuest Panel from NY Comic Con

40 - HarmonQuest Panel from NY Comic Con

Air Date: November 17, 2017

Hosted by Travis McElroy

Behind The Scenes At Starburns Castle

41 - Behind The Scenes At Starburns Castle

Air Date: November 28, 2017

Gillian’s Pathfinder Crash Course

42 - Gillian’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Spencer doesn’t trust the Audio Guys and teaches Gillian how to play Pathfinder.

Mallory, You Do Love Fashion

43 - Mallory, You Do Love Fashion

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang reminisces about things that didn’t happen.

High in Protein

44 - High in Protein

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Boneweevil and Charles Fight some Verches.

The B-Bad Boys

45 - The B-Bad Boys

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang finds that their reputation precedes them.

Beur’s Rage Issues

46 - Beur’s Rage Issues

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Beur recalls her spotted past as a rage-a-holic.

Rory’s Pathfinder Crash Course

47 - Rory’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Spencer teaches Rory how to play Pathfinder.

Let’s Quest

48 - Let’s Quest

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang tries to get to the bottom of saying let’s quest to kick off the episode.

Rory jumps the gun

49 - Rory jumps the gun

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang tries to remember what happened last episode, and Rory tries to show up early.

Where’s the Cauldron?

50 - Where’s the Cauldron?

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang finds the flower they were questing for, but realizes they left their cauldron in the swamp.

A Witch’s Reckoning

51 - A Witch’s Reckoning

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Krandrelarius tries to get the gang to stay and hang out.

Boneweevil’s Absence

52 - Boneweevil’s Absence

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Boneweevil and Fondue have a heart to heart about their time apart.

Beauflecks Sings

53 - Beauflecks Sings

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang chats with Beauflecks, who sings a Draconic Shower Song.

The Friendship Bracelet

54 - The Friendship Bracelet

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang argues and a season-long completely cut runner is born.

Broken Bracelet

55 - Broken Bracelet

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Boneweevil tries to strangle a demon with the friendship bracelet, and it breaks, obviously.

A Strong Finish

56 - A Strong Finish

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Spencer can’t come up with a cliffhanger.

Paul’s Pathfinder Crash Course

57 - Paul’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Spencer teaches Paul how to play Pathfinder and looks so fat in that shirt jeez.

Bonebreak Village

58 - Bonebreak Village

Air Date: December 5, 2017

The gang discovers that they kinda killed all of the people in Bonebreak Village.

Expanded Handshake

59 - Expanded Handshake

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The Tooth Beast teaches the gang a new handshake.

Scents O’Dyne’s Secret

60 - Scents O’Dyne’s Secret

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Beur wants to know the secret to the Tooth Beast’s happiness.

Mortal Hands

61 - Mortal Hands

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang knows the secret to defeating the Caretaker of the Abyss, but doesn’t understand the ramifications of that knowledge.

Patton’s Pathfinder Crash Course

62 - Patton’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Patton already knows how to play Pathfinder but these make good extra content.

The Tell-Tale Tea

63 - The Tell-Tale Tea

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Boneweevil is suspicious of Sandpole’s tea, made by his grandma Adam Sandler.

Tea Party Paranoia

64 - Tea Party Paranoia

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang is still suspicious of the tea and investigates Sandpole’s house.

Tea Party Trustfall

65 - Tea Party Trustfall

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Boneweevil makes a noble and time-consuming show of drinking the tea to demonstrate trust while a demon sword slaughters civilians.

Expanded Demon Fight

66 - Expanded Demon Fight

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang fights the sword demon. Hilarity ensues.

Harmonquest Post Show

67 - Harmonquest Post Show

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Dan and friends talk break down the play by play of the show that just happened.

Janet’s Pathfinder Crash Course

68 - Janet’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Spencer teaches Janet how to play Pathfinder; Janet eats her leg.

Fondue’s Friendship

69 - Fondue’s Friendship

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Beur talks to Sedona about Fondue and Boneweevil’s strained friendship.

Expanded Manifest

70 - Expanded Manifest

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang chats with The Manifest and puts on pants.

Gremlin Generator

71 - Gremlin Generator

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Fondue creates a Gremlin.

Saving Sedona

72 - Saving Sedona

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang rounds out the fight with that weird doppelgänger thing.

Jason’s Pathfinder Crash Course

73 - Jason’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Spencer teaches Jason how to play Pathfinder but kinda peters out at the end.

Expanded City Guards

74 - Expanded City Guards

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang is confounded by and attempts to murder the City Guards.

My Name’s Gribble Grabble

75 - My Name’s Gribble Grabble

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang meets Gribble Grabble, the plucky young beggar boy.

Not that Kind of Minor Magic

76 - Not that Kind of Minor Magic

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Dan and friends become the first webseries to get letters.

Not Cool, Man

77 - Not Cool, Man

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Fondue tries to put a knife up Grabble Gribble’s butt.

Elizabeth’s Pathfinder Crash Course

78 - Elizabeth’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Spencer teaches Elizabeth how to play Pathfinder.

Expanded Treasure Cart

79 - Expanded Treasure Cart

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang tries to find cool treasure.

That’s a MONOLITH

80 - That’s a MONOLITH

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang tries to comprehend the true nature of the Keystone Obelisk.

Expanded Obelisk

81 - Expanded Obelisk

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang tries to destroy the magical core of the Keystone Obelisk.

Fiddling While Rome Burns

82 - Fiddling While Rome Burns

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Fondue commits to a musical episode as the gang escapes from a crumbling ruin.

I Don’t Mean to Burst Your Bubble

83 - I Don’t Mean to Burst Your Bubble

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang gets trapped under the dome and tries in vain to get out.

A Non-Euclidean Room

84 - A Non-Euclidean Room

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang encounters a highly mystical and non-euclidean room full of mirrors and magic that was meant to be animated but got cut for time.

Mirror, Mirror

85 - Mirror, Mirror

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Beur wrestles with an alternate reality version of herself.

Expanded Sexuality

86 - Expanded Sexuality

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Boneweevil realizes he’s bi.

Kumail’s Pathfinder Crash Course

87 - Kumail’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Kumail already knows how to play Pathfinder but it’s classic bonus content.

Eddie’s Robot

88 - Eddie’s Robot

Air Date: December 1, 2017

Eddie Lizzard discusses his ascent to fame and fortune and shows off his robot.

Expanded Boss Fight

89 - Expanded Boss Fight

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang makes a few attacks and some quips.

Clunky Castle Combat

90 - Clunky Castle Combat

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang tries to do cool attacks for the animators, Beur attempts to land a final blow.

A Most Violent Voltron

91 - A Most Violent Voltron

Air Date: December 1, 2017

The gang tries to end the show with an ultimate attack, but luck is not on their side.