1 - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now

Led by parents Ken and Meg, a chaotically dysfunctional family band traverses the country in a cramped tour bus sacrificing privacy, comfort and dignity while in search of fame and fortune.

2 - Just the Two of Us

After Ken makes a critial miscalculation, the Swallow family pairs off in an attempt to win air time on a talent search television show.

3 - Jam m in'

The Swallows attempt to button up their act to participate in a family-friendly music festival. A war of sabotage ensues when Ken and Meg run into their former musical rivals.

4 - School Spirit

Ria fights for control over the Swallow family's upcoming performance at a college campus as Ken and Meg try to reclaim their cool.

5 - Gone Daddy, Gone

6 - Tears on My Pillow

When a flat tire sidelines the Swallows, they are taken in by another family. Impressed by the Skelters, Ken and Meg reevaluate their own family values.

7 - It's My Party

The family forgets Meg's birthday, prompting Ken to plan a night at a hotel for just the two of them. But Meg has other celebration plans in mind, and asks Ken to participate in a devil's threesome.

8 - Rehab

The Swallows go to extreme lengths to track down a drug-addicted music executive who offered to sign the band to her label.

9 - Kush

After lying to the kids about the existence of a band manager named Robert Kushman, Ken is forced to hire an actor to play the part. Kushman takes his job quite seriously, causing complications for Ken.

10 - Miracles Happen Every Day

Ken winds up in the hospital, where he meets a young patient. Still angry at their father over the Kushman lie, Ken attempts to win the family back