Mystery Science Theater 3000 - The Return
1 - Reptilicus
Air Date: April 14, 2017
After falling into a trap on the dark side of the moon, Jonah Heston befriends a trio of robots and braves a slime-spewing Danish monster flick.
2 - Cry Wilderness
Air Date: April 14, 2017
Stock footage, a sketchy Bigfoot costume and creepy fits of laughter make this 1980s tale of boy, beast and park ranger ripe for wisecracks.
3 - The Time Travelers
Air Date: April 14, 2017
A botched experiment hurls a group of scientists into a bleak future full of mutants, androids and catty humans in this 1964 sci-fi romp.
4 - Avalanche
Air Date: April 14, 2017
While Jonah and crew dig into a schlocky ski-resort disaster flick starring Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow, Kinga connects with her long-distance lover.
5 - The Beast of Hollow Mountain
Air Date: April 14, 2017
Saddle up for a trip to a Mexican ranch with a nasty secret in this part-Western, part-monster movie that's all torture for Jonah and the bots.
6 - Starcrash
Air Date: April 14, 2017
Perms, skimpy battle outfits and cheap effects abound in this 1978 "Star Wars" knockoff with David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer.
7 - The Land That Time Forgot
Air Date: April 14, 2017
A motley group aboard a German U-boat discovers an island full of ancient beasts and evolutionary mysteries in this blustery 1974 adventure.
8 - The Loves of Hercules
Air Date: April 14, 2017
The far-fetched fight scenes and tangled plot lines of the breathy Jayne Mansfield saga nudge Jonah and friends one step closer to the edge.
9 - Yongary
Air Date: April 14, 2017
Rockets, quakes and reptiles, oh my! Jonah and the bots dive into a South Korean monster film that's long on rampages and short on sensible behavior.
10 - Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
Air Date: April 14, 2017
A boy magician, a boozy hero and a furry ... something-or-other team up to save a kingdom from a nefarious sorcerer in this 1985 cheesefest.
11 - Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
Air Date: April 14, 2017
The Mads turn up the heat with a sequel! This time, a has-been wizard and his gawky apprentice embark on their own mind-bending quest to quash evil.
12 - Carnival Magic
Air Date: April 14, 2017
Kinga drops a bombshell on Jonah before plunging him into a world of bare-chested carnies, talking chimps, brooding magicians and young love.
13 - The Christmas That Almost Wasn't
Air Date: April 14, 2017
The gang gets in the holiday spirit with the tale of a plucky lawyer who sets out to save Santa Claus from the clutches of a spoilsport zillionaire.
14 - At the Earth's Core
Air Date: April 14, 2017
While gearing up for his big day, Jonah joins Doug McClure for a wild drill ride down to a lava-licked world ruled by tyrannical, telepathic beasts.