Alien News Desk - Season 1
1 - Ungrateful Wads of Protein
Air Date: February 27, 2019
Drexx and Tuva probe the Royal Family, fried chicken, and human arrogance totems, aka “Oscars.”
2 - Inane Utterings of a Brainwashed People
Air Date: March 6, 2019
Shocking reports on floating prisons, anti-poor fabrics, and a barbaric act known as ventriloquism.
3 - Udder Madness
Air Date: March 13, 2019
Meet some special vehicles called “Indycars” and the grotesque pseudo-humans called “bodybuilders.”
4 - Simultaneous Vortex Exit
Air Date: March 20, 2019
Drexx joins the gig economy, Tuva fights robot appropriation, and Stonehenge kicks ass.
5 - A Big Moldy Space Orange
Air Date: March 27, 2019
Drexx and Tuva grapple with love, the Supreme Court, and a very wordy segment name.
6 - A Very Norffy Gronksmas
Air Date: April 3, 2019
Where is Barack Obama? Who is The Spoiler? And what's the deal with Drake?
7 - Corrupt, Bloviating Narcissists
Air Date: April 10, 2019
Drexx and Tuva visit the kingdom of The Masters. Then, a handy guide on how to probe yourself.
8 - A Wasteland of Rehashed Dreck
Air Date: April 17, 2019
What is 4/20 and why does it make humans giggle? Plus, a joyous celebration of Tax Day.
9 - Cumbersome Dongles
Air Date: April 24, 2019
The wall, the welfare queen, and a chef (Chris Parnell) cooks up the garbage humans call “food.”
10 - Bloated Acquisition Piles
Air Date: May 1, 2019
Get your safe words ready for a sexy report on corporate mergers. Plus, meet Drexx's pal Lord Xenu.
11 - Princes of Mange
Air Date: May 8, 2019
Humanity's biggest threats: spidered-men, twins, and the vengeful gods known as “mascots.”
12 - The Ultimate Shape-Shifter Shaft
Air Date: May 15, 2019
Drexx and Tuva reckon with the galaxy's ultimate shame: getting rebooted.