1 - I am not there, I am here!

In this inaugural episode of the seventh season, the contestants must bring in something they think makes them tough, compose their own intro song, get as much weight as possible into a glass cylinder, deliver the most items to Olli in a hat, and pull the longest match out of a cabinet.

2 - I'm brilliant

In this episode, the contestants must bring in a good pair of things, transport something they can lift as far as possible, find a bell pepper, record the highest speed on a speed camera, and play a game of portrait darts.

3 - An entertainment square

In this episode, the contestants must bring in the most impressive home-made square, make the tallest stack, leave the lab in exactly seven minutes, make a giant teddy bear disappear, and make the Taskmaster say specific words.

4 - I don't have a license, is that okay?

In this episode, the contestants must bring in something that makes the wrong sound, place as much weight as possible on some eggs, play a game of 'the floor is lava', document that the house is haunted, and then play a game of 'service bell helmet tag'.

5 - The depression gnome

In this episode, the contestants must bring in the thing they most often lose, move some juice to a measuring cylinder, find a clementine in a sock, perform a 30-second revue sketch, and drive a nail into a wooden beam while listing items in categories.

6 - Fuck strikes, man

7 - We'll hear what the union says

8 - You had me at school bun

9 - Meny taimes

10 - I'm sawing a monkey